emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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raxac0ricofallapat0rius:

marissamayr:

I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr! 
We promise not to screw it up.  Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going.  We will operate Tumblr independently.  David Karp will remain CEO.  The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve.  Yahoo! will help Tumblr get even better, faster.
Tumblr has built an amazing place to follow the world’s creators. From art to architecture, fashion to food, Tumblr hosts 105 million different blogs.  With more than 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 signups every day, Tumblr is one of thefastest-growing media networks in the world.  Tumblr sees 900 posts per second (!) and 24 billion minutes spent onsite each month.  On mobile, more than half of Tumblr’s users are using the mobile app, and those users do an average of 7 sessions per day.  Tumblr’s tremendous popularity and engagement among creators, curators and audiences of all ages brings a significant new community of users to the Yahoo! network.  The combination of Tumblr+Yahoo! could grow Yahoo!’s audience by 50% to more than a billion monthly visitors, and could grow traffic by approximately 20%.
In terms of working together, Tumblr can deploy Yahoo!’s personalization technology and search infrastructure to help its users discover creators, bloggers, and content they’ll love.  In turn, Tumblr brings 50 billion blog posts (and 75 million more arriving each day) to Yahoo!’s media network and search experiences.  The two companies will also work together to create advertising opportunities that are seamless and enhance user experience.
As I’ve said before, companies are all about people.  Getting to know the Tumblr team has been really amazing.  I’ve long held the view that in all things art and design, you can feel the spirit and demeanor of those who create them.  That’s why it was no surprise to me that David Karp is one of the nicest, most empathetic people I’ve ever met.  He’s also one of the most perceptive, capable entrepreneurs I’ve worked with.  His respect for Tumblr’s community of creators is awesome, and I’m absolutely delighted to have him and his entire team join Yahoo!.   
Both Tumblr and Yahoo! share a vision to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas by focusing on users, design — and building experiences that delight and inspire the world every day.
http://yahoo.tumblr.com/

YOU BETTER LIVE UP TO YOUR WORD.

raxac0ricofallapat0rius:

marissamayr:

I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr! 

We promise not to screw it up.  Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going.  We will operate Tumblr independently.  David Karp will remain CEO.  The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve.  Yahoo! will help Tumblr get even better, faster.

Tumblr has built an amazing place to follow the world’s creators. From art to architecture, fashion to food, Tumblr hosts 105 million different blogs.  With more than 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 signups every day, Tumblr is one of thefastest-growing media networks in the world.  Tumblr sees 900 posts per second (!) and 24 billion minutes spent onsite each month.  On mobile, more than half of Tumblr’s users are using the mobile app, and those users do an average of 7 sessions per day.  Tumblr’s tremendous popularity and engagement among creators, curators and audiences of all ages brings a significant new community of users to the Yahoo! network.  The combination of Tumblr+Yahoo! could grow Yahoo!’s audience by 50% to more than a billion monthly visitors, and could grow traffic by approximately 20%.

In terms of working together, Tumblr can deploy Yahoo!’s personalization technology and search infrastructure to help its users discover creators, bloggers, and content they’ll love.  In turn, Tumblr brings 50 billion blog posts (and 75 million more arriving each day) to Yahoo!’s media network and search experiences.  The two companies will also work together to create advertising opportunities that are seamless and enhance user experience.

As I’ve said before, companies are all about people.  Getting to know the Tumblr team has been really amazing.  I’ve long held the view that in all things art and design, you can feel the spirit and demeanor of those who create them.  That’s why it was no surprise to me that David Karp is one of the nicest, most empathetic people I’ve ever met.  He’s also one of the most perceptive, capable entrepreneurs I’ve worked with.  His respect for Tumblr’s community of creators is awesome, and I’m absolutely delighted to have him and his entire team join Yahoo!.   

Both Tumblr and Yahoo! share a vision to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas by focusing on users, design — and building experiences that delight and inspire the world every day.

http://yahoo.tumblr.com/

YOU BETTER LIVE UP TO YOUR WORD.

shmiee:

Dear yahoo, I don’t really give a fuck that you are now running tumblr. All I ask is to not change it to something we didn’t sign up for. Don’t change it pintrest or instagram, if we wanted a website like that we would go there instead of tumblr. Tumblr is a way most of us can relate to eachother and express. Don’t take that privilege away from us. sincerely, jaimee

// About Yahoo! Buying Tumblr.//

thegifcatalogue:

I honestly made quite a few of these myself, so it’s clear to see I am not happy. My problem is less with them owning it and more of with what they will do to it. Yes, I know they said they would leave it alone and that they wouldn’t mess with our porn, because I need my daily dose of cute butts, but they also said they were going to make it “family friendly”

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alyssinsanity:

Yahoo needs to not make tumblr a site safe for kids. Tumblr was originally made for teens and up. So why the fuck would kids wanna blog about something? Kids aren’t even supposed to be on the internet like that. -.-

infidelss:

I don’t see why they want to make tumblr family friendly, fucking facebook isnt even family friendly

Yahoo is buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion, promises to keep it independent

iamlovablejelo:

Tumblr is now owned by Yahoo!

priorityultra:

So Yahoo wants to take the sex, drugs & rock’n’roll out of Tumblr by censoring shit? Wow, really? Generalised censorship? OK, if that turns out to be true, I’m gone.

// Okay, so I seriously don’t know about you guys but I am looking for serious action ASAP. (On yahoo)//

warrp:

What would your blog be like if it was G rated?

What would your blog be like if it had adds?

What would your blog be like if you had no anons?

What I am asking you all is what action can we take? There must be a few viral posts about this please let me know of them. 

Maybe we can go on strike for a week or something.

Because, if this site gets G rated I will delete.. 

(Source: arthurpendragonns, via clever-girl-clara)

existentialubersmench:

margflower:

peredhelcheshirecat:

kinghanalister:

AU: Daleks attack Hogwarts.

*if the last gif isn’t moving, sorry, i’ll have to fix that later*

I DON’T THINK ENOUGH PEOPLE REALIZE JUST HOW @#!*% INCREDIBLY GREAT THIS IS

HOLY @#!*%

FUCK WHAT

SHIVERS

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